After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?''
The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. Extreme Mature Sex
My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde.
And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?''
The man thinks for a while and replies, ''Not if I have to explain it three times.''
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Moral
A teacher gave her 5th grade class an assignment: They were to have their parents tell them a story with a moral. The next day the kids came to class, and one by one, told their stories:
Little Kathy raised her hand first and said, "We live on a farm and have hens that lay eggs for market. Once we were taking a basket of eggs to market on the front seat of the pickup truck and we hit a big bump in the road. The eggs went flying and broke all over everything."
And what is the moral to that story?"
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Then little Tammy raised her hand and said, "We live on a farm, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs once, but when they hatched, we got only ten live chicks. And the
moral to that story is, don't count your chickens before they are hatched."
"That was a fine example, Tammy. Johnny, I believe you had your hand up next."
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"Yes Ma'am. My daddy told me that my Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until
she ran out of bullets, then she killed twenty more with the machete before the blade broke off. Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens!" said the horrified teacher. "What did your daddy tell you was the moral to that terrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
Little Kathy raised her hand first and said, "We live on a farm and have hens that lay eggs for market. Once we were taking a basket of eggs to market on the front seat of the pickup truck and we hit a big bump in the road. The eggs went flying and broke all over everything."
And what is the moral to that story?"
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Then little Tammy raised her hand and said, "We live on a farm, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs once, but when they hatched, we got only ten live chicks. And the
moral to that story is, don't count your chickens before they are hatched."
"That was a fine example, Tammy. Johnny, I believe you had your hand up next."
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"Yes Ma'am. My daddy told me that my Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until
she ran out of bullets, then she killed twenty more with the machete before the blade broke off. Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens!" said the horrified teacher. "What did your daddy tell you was the moral to that terrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
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A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor.
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Sun rays through the opening of the thickness of the vessel.
As the Spring Gala Festival, I think it was also conservative. The director is careful to encourage new people to use. The majority of players and actors in this gala starts face. Some elderly sick. Such as HuangHong, Zhao Benshan and students are Guoda, was once an actress etc.Mr.Zhao rolling Benshan, a local Chinese Opera North and fired in glory after ago.At a cartoon in spring gala Festivial completed twenty years this time was the chairman of the old America Bush. Now four presidents have changed for the President changed color. But Zhao Benshan is still active in the spring gala Festivial. It is a miracle ZhaoBenshan mankind. We and creative ability are always concerns Chinese. From Zhao phenomanon Benshan, we must admit that we still have a long way to go before achieving the ability of creativity. But at the gala this year, I found some new faces that really hopeful. For example, in a cross-talk, led two young born in the 1980s well and bringing a huge impact on the zero phase of the implementation of Gala. Yes, we need new faces.An actor or actress, no matter how pupular he or she is an American star and not allow them to date and the place again. In this case. also people with great patience vormit. Just after wearing the same clothes for over twenty years, what can we do? are pushed and pieces. It's Spring Gala festival an activity that serves to spring. Spring is welcome for a season with change. Snow will melt and the trees will initiative. If leaf. So gala were the Minister of Culture Ministry will advise the Director of the Gala, to be able to use actors. They new, better job. We gerontacrocy are not welcome in the political and cultural activities.
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